Sleep is overrated.
I say this, of course, because I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in many moons. This month, however, has been exceptionally lacking, due to sick children. Ever since Eden got croup, we seem to be passing the bug in circles. Right now it is 0430 Christmas morning and my son, who is well fed, yet has a faucet for a nose, is much too awake to sleep. So, we sit and look at each other. His big blue eyes can win over even the toughest of hearts and the longest of nights. And that toothless grin is to die for. I think God made babies cute so that they live to toddler-hood where they come up with another cute feature to survive until childhood and so on and so forth.
As you can imagine, this past week has been busy. I fully intended to blog all about it on Monday, but I was in the middle of a miserable cold and thought sitting on the couch holding my sick son, listening to my whining daughter would be more fun. With four services in three days, I’m hoping for a quiet, nap-filled afternoon today. (It’s Christmas, I can hope!)
The choir sang on Sunday morning, and as soon as I got to church to warm up, Eden threw up all over herself. She had on such a cute dress, too. We made it through the service, sang our piece, and I fled, only to have her throw up all over the blazer on the ride home.
Yesterday, there was no day care and I was running on one solid hour of sleep. I had two kids who wanted to be held exclusively all day, fighting over my lap, while I held closely to the box of tissue and a bottle of water. And they cried. Both of them. All afternoon. With Sudafed running through my blood, I lasted until about 3:30p, when I called my ever-so-compassionate husband and begged him to come home from work. Mind you, it was Christmas Eve and he’s the pastor. But it’s hard to argue with ‘in sickness and in health’ when your wife is crying along with your kids on the other end of the phone line. He finished his sermon and was home in half an hour.
There was some joy to the week. Watching Eden chase Samson with blinking reindeer antlers, trying to squeeze them on his head, was one of them.
The big highlight of the week was when I heard ‘splash splash giggle’ coming from the upstairs bathroom. I was too tired to comprehend what was going on until it dawned on me that the only thing in the bathroom that can make that sound is Eden and the toilet. By then it was much too late. The entire bathroom was covered in toilet water. With the help of the toilet brush, she dipped and flung it all over the place. I had water dripping from the ceiling, the walls, the mirror, the cupboards and the shower curtain. When I walked in the water was all gone, and she’d just flushed to get more! Clever girl. Even more clever was when I shooed her out of the bathroom to clean it up. While I was cleaning the upstairs bathroom, she was in the downstairs bathroom doing the exact same thing!! You’d think a mother would have more brains than to let it happen twice, in the same day and indeed, in the same hour. But alas, chalk it up to lack of sleep. I was completely shocked, yet amused all at the same time.
It is now 9:00 pm. Both my children are asleep, though I expect Lars to wake up momentarily. After writing early this morning, I decided to disinfect the house. I opened all the windows, pulled out my can of Lysol and got down to business. I sprayed every non-wood surface in this house. Then I went back to bed. I didn’t really get to go back to sleep, but I did doze for 45 minutes while Al was getting ready for church. Eden was still sleeping when we should have been leaving, so I stayed home with them. Guess I was kind of tired of juggling two little ones, the hymnal and the snotty Kleenexes.
When the kids got up, I took every blanket, pillowcase and sheet I could find and put it the washer. (Eden didn’t give her blanket up until much later in the afternoon). When it was blowing snow into the house, I took one last deep breath of fresh air, and shut the windows. Eden, often naked, came out of her bedroom wrapped in her blanket yelling, “I FREEZING!”
Christmas went off without a hitch. Al came home from church and we ate a delicious homemade sausage and egg bread loaf. (Made in somebody else’s home, that is). We began to open gifts. Eden opened her first one, a talking Barbie phone from Uncle Matt and family, then proceeded to play with it for twenty minutes! About a third of the way through, we all took an hour nap. Then, we dug in again until we quit for supper. Eden is exceptionally slow at gift opening. With every new book she opened, she would sit on her daddy’s lap and say, ‘read it’. After he was done, she’d open it up and say ‘read again’.
When we’d finished, the paper strewn house was full of new toys and knick knacks that needed new spots. It was a wonderful & blustery snowy Christmas, with a fresh 4” coat of the white stuff to end the evening.
In a world of sinus drainage, colds and ear aches, we are blessed indeed with the celebration of our Savior’s birth and the endless needs He provides. Merry Christmas, everyone. 



