These flowers say it all, don't they? They say, "Sarah, I love you! You are the world to me! And you're a beautiful wife, a loving & patient mother, an honorable pastor's wife, a compassionate and loyal EMT and a constructive member of society. We've been married nearly 9 years and the time has flown by it's been so much fun!"
Ok, not really. These flowers actually says, "Honey, you know those race seats we drove to Colorado last year to get on my day off? The one that took all day and a tank of gas? Remember, we drug the kids along too? Elia was a tiny baby and didn't like her car seat. The big scary guy in that junk yard? You know the one where we paid him $100 buck cash to not kill us and to let us get our stuff and get out quickly? Yeah? Well, the seats won't work. They're made out of the wrong material. But don't worry. I know a guy who can get me the right one! I can still race!"
Uh huh. That's what these flowers REALLY say. And you know what? I remember. And yes, honey, I still love you. The flowers are very sweet. Now stop hiding behind them and give me a kiss.
1 comment:
actually those flowers said, "Honey, you know how I never get out all by myself because you are always by my side? Now that I'm by myself, now I can buy some flowers.
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